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{"type":"standard","title":"Liberté (Algeria)","displaytitle":"Liberté (Algeria)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3237831","titles":{"canonical":"Liberté_(Algeria)","normalized":"Liberté (Algeria)","display":"Liberté (Algeria)"},"pageid":38884427,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/Libert%C3%A9_%28Algeria%29.jpg","width":190,"height":250},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/Libert%C3%A9_%28Algeria%29.jpg","width":190,"height":250},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1263139960","tid":"3d562ee4-ba6e-11ef-92bb-f38a622e91f6","timestamp":"2024-12-14T22:53:31Z","description":"French language daily newspaper in Algeria (1992–2022)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libert%C3%A9_(Algeria)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libert%C3%A9_(Algeria)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libert%C3%A9_(Algeria)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Libert%C3%A9_(Algeria)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libert%C3%A9_(Algeria)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Libert%C3%A9_(Algeria)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libert%C3%A9_(Algeria)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Libert%C3%A9_(Algeria)"}},"extract":"Liberté was a French-language newspaper in Algeria. Its head office was in El Achour, Algiers. The paper was privately owned and had an independent political stance. Its owner was an Algerian businessman Issad Rebrab. In August 2003 Liberté temporarily ceased publication due to its debt to state-run printing presses, but returned to availability shortly afterwards. The paper folded in April 2022.","extract_html":"
Liberté was a French-language newspaper in Algeria. Its head office was in El Achour, Algiers. The paper was privately owned and had an independent political stance. Its owner was an Algerian businessman Issad Rebrab. In August 2003 Liberté temporarily ceased publication due to its debt to state-run printing presses, but returned to availability shortly afterwards. The paper folded in April 2022.
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