{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
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