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\"A Predicament\" is a humorous short story by Edgar Allan Poe, usually combined with its companion piece \"How to Write a Blackwood Article\". It was originally titled \"The Scythe of Time\". The paired stories parody the Gothic sensation tale, popular in England and America since the early 19th century.

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